The way your civilization has degenerated is visible on how the people treat their Lord. So far he was beggar on the street of Brussels, criminal in prisons and now... bankrupt.
How stupid you must be to treat the only person that could help you with giant meteor heading to Earth in such insane way?
We will be more that happy to share this and other Earthly story on another planet. You citizens of Earth will be glorified in the galaxy becoming waste planet that best would be to annihilate.
This is not a lack of imagination is pure insanity what is going on this planet...